FROM THE ENGLISH CLASSES

(Based on a real story. No editing.)

Warning: content conteigious. The whole class was possesed with unstopable laughter!

It was late in the evening. About 8.30 pm and my students were feeling a bit tired already.
 We were just revising some vocabulary and frases in which the words are used and here's a part of the conversation that i had with them:

ME: What's the meaning of the word "ghost"?
STUDENT No.1: The meaning of the word "ghost" is "duch"
ME: Excelent!

Some more vocabulary revised. Some more questions asked. None of it relevant enough to be mentioned except the following:

ME: What's the meaning of the word "guest"?
STUDENT No.2: The meaning of the word "guest" means "hosť"

ME: Good! What are the meanings of the words "host/hostess"?
STUDENT No.3: The meanings of the words "host/hostess" are "hostiteľ/hostiteľka"

ME: Okay! If you invited me into you house, would i be your guest or your host/hostess?
STUDENT No.4: If i ivited you into my house, you'd be my ghost. Oooops!
CLASS: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

She got a bit confused and combined me into a ghost! Wasn't it a smart move?

One or the other?
Hmm.. how about both in one!
Ha-ha-ha!